Me: Did I ever tell you I took a burlesque class once?
Him: I mean I always knew you had a fondness for showing off, so I can’t say I’m surprised.
Me: Oh my god, I’m laughing out loud right now. Fuck you for calling me out on my shit.
Me: “Fondness for showing off” goddamn.
Him: Never complaining though!
Just sexted with this guy and then mentioned I watched Hocus Pocus today
God I’m such a doofus.
I stopped to get lunch and heard this family talking, as the dad had found a penny on the ground. The daughter said maybe a leprechaun dropped it. She was worried that she and her brother wouldn’t be able to find 2 more. The dad said that since she asked first she could have the next one they found. When I left I was like “hey I think these belong to you” and gave them each a penny
We all are stardust 