Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)
see i have known since childhood that i would not do this because without a source of up-to-date prescription eyeglasses i am useless for everything forever
I wear glasses too but here’s the thing about living in a magical fantasy land……………..there’s magic……….and if a wizard can’t give me 20/20 vision then what the fuck are they even calling themselves a wizard for? either my glasses get enchanted or you give me the eyesight of a hawk but I need to see a dragon in high fucking definition, my dude
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