The new fun thing my kids are doing is putting a Godzilla mask on a bouncy horse and leaving it for me to ominously find throughout the day. It takes planing and insight and I’m as impressed as I am scared.
I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos.
Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur.
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
— Dorothy Parker
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