vampireapologist:

simonalkenmayer:

vampireapologist:

them: why wear cute pajamas what’s the point

my ridiculous ass, who as a For Real Adult still lives on the hope of waking up and falling through a portal into a fantasy adventure plot but who also fears not looking hot when I get there: Uh,

By that logic, you ought to wear a durable fighting suit every night.

I actually usually sleep naked so I’ll accept whatever that means for me and take it as it comes