Hot Date Night Idea #128

Lots of glade candles purchased from your local target on an impulse buy.

Bruno Mars bumping through the speakers of your iPod from 2007

And a bathtub full of 10,000 of these bouncy boys…

1-100 go

MY GIRLFRIEND, EVERYONE. Sigh

I SPILLED A FULL GLASS OF WATER ON MY FLOOR AND AM STILL FINDING DAMPNESS IN WEIRD PLACES I hate it

I think I’m getting contact high from people smoking weed on the L.

For a Tinted-Lip-Balm Bisexual, I sure do own a lot of lipstick.

I really like my psychiatrist.

I’m so fucking scared of walking down our back deck/stairs, plus I refuse to trust Chicago weather. I’ve fallen down those steps so many times, with one notable experience resulting in a head lac and 5 surgical staples.
Ugh

You know your therapist is super indulgent of your bullshit when she listens to you reciting the Myrrh verse of We Three Kings because it was your favorite as a kid.

So I’m not one for holidays generally speaking (forced societal enjoyment ahhh) but today was nice. I made my gf a stupid little card, they made me dinner, THEY CREATED A POWERPOINT ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ME, we took a bath with a bathbomb, we kissed a bunch, and we watched Nightmare on Elm Street. Ahhhh

Period arrived at 2:22 on Valentine’s Day. Classic