Yesterday my coworker literally asked me “why do you know so much about the weird ways various animals have sex?” That’s a weird rabbit hole you don’t wanna fall down, yo.
My other coworker admitted that she thought Osama Bin Laden was living in het garage during her childhood
Tag: irl
The reboot of Queer Eye is the most heartwarming thing I have seen in a long goddamn time
untz my girlf bought me more hot and sour soup yesss
Hi, fam Chicago, who wants to be friends? I wanna meet more cool, chill Chicago people! I live in Lakeview. Come at me, yo!
I’m so excited for the new Marina and the Diamonds albummmmmmm
Definitely writing a Ziam “But I’m A Cheerleader”-inspired fic!!!!!
I honestly don’t give a shit about the Olympics
Why do old men wearing oversized jewelry really like to touch me
My girlfriend talks in their sleep. I was just graced with
“Fix your floof!”
Huh?
“Floof Friday!”
My gf: My little hands are good for fisting and for typing ABC on a Juke phone
We all are stardust 